Some of the best texts I’ve had lately LOLOL When Friends Lose Control of Their Bowels.
Her name is obviously blocked out, but on the subject of boys…
Woke up to by far one of the funniest strings of texts I’ve ever received from one of my friends Some D-Bag was supposed to take her out on a date and bailed. I unfortunately was indesposed and wasn’t able to respond. I love her. Happy Friday! K
Ooops. You would think that while on a business trip I would refrain from giving my number out to random people. Especially random people with seriously broken English…. I NEED TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER.
Gives Seriously Zero Fucks
For the sake of being the nice person that I am, I will refer to this person as “Beard Man”. We have never even hung out. We technically have never even met as I accidentally gave him my number when I had too many adult beverages one night. Now he sends me this shit. … Continue reading Beard Man gives ZERO fucks